* Love the best way you lie: Court docket decides that Musk’s 2018 tweets about shopping for the nation have been phony. [CNBC]
* Property professors! New hypo simply dropped! One man’s trash is one other man’s…you already know. [Insanememeshub]
* Not including up: Math textbooks are actually on the CRT ban chopping block. Too lots of the numbers are Black or one thing? [Business Insider]
* Kansas officers are taking liberties with submitting reviews on seized property. Didn’t anticipate to see a takings situation in legal process! [LawrenceKSTimes]
* Virginia legislation classifies the sexual abuse of animals as a felony. I’m undoubtedly going to be clarifying the subsequent time I hear the phrase “heavy petting”. [NBC 12]
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